Something to share..

A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts,
'Sayang, could you fix the light in the hallway?It's been flickering for weeks now.'
He looks at her and says angrily,
'Fix the light? Now?Does it look like I have a Philips logo printed on my forehead? I don't think so.'

''Well then, could you fix the fridge door? It won't close right.'
To which he replied,
'Fix the fridge door? Does it look like I haveMitsubishi written on my forehead? I don't think so.

''Fine,' she says, 'Then could you at least fix the steps to the front door? They're about to break.' 'I'm nota damn carpenter and I don't want to fix the steps,' he says.
'Does it look like I have Ikea written on my forehead? I don't think so. I've had enough of you. I'm going out for a drink!!!'

So he goes to the neighbourhood kopitiam and stays there for a couple hours.
He starts to feel guilty about how he treated his wife,and decides to go home and help out.
As he walks into the house, he notices the steps are already fixed. As he enters the house, he sees the hall light is working.
As he goes to get a drink, he notices the fridge door is fixed.

'Sayang, how'd all these get fixed?'
She said, 'Well, when you left, I sat outside andcried. Just then a nice young man asked me what was wrong, and I told him. He offered to do all the repairs, and all I had to do was either to bakehim a cake or have sex with him.'
The husband asked,
'So, whatkind of cake did you bake him?'
She replied, 'Hellooooo... Do you seeSECRET RECIPE written on my forehead?'



President, Luvena

Surrender

Something irritating about my cousin. He's 6/7 /8? I don't even care!

He tortured Miss Moe(my dog) like, when Miss Moe is half way pee-ing, he will carry her halfway up then let her down. HOW CAN SHE CONCENTRATE PEE-ING?
Next, he will wake her up when she's asleep. His reason, "she wont bite me when she's half asleep". *faint*
He liked to disturbed Miss Moe by calling her name loudly in the sudden.

He don't know how to look at the clock. But he will know the exact time naturally when his cartoon is showing. THEN HE WILL BUG ME TO ON FOR HIM!!!! IN THE MORNING! WHY ON EARTH THE CARTOON MUST BE SHOW IN THE MORNING??

This part freaked me a lot:
He was playing with his "gun" that he made himself with paper. Then he collapsed to me and pretened to be dead. So i played along with him.
Luve : Honey, don't die!! How can i live without you??
He : NO!! YOU SHOULD SAY, I WILL TAKE THE REVENGE FOR YOU!!



What happen to the kids nowadays?

President:
LUVENA *in a no good mood*

...DISTRESS...

AFTER 4 FREAKING WEEKS OF BLOODY EXAMS, WE MANAGED TO SURVIVE THIS HELL HOLE WITHOUT MUCH DIFFICULTIES................. YEAH RIGHT... BULLSHIT...

A FRIEND OF OURS HAS SPOKEN THESE WORDS,

'EXAM PAPERS ARE JUST A BUNCH OF RECYCLING PAPERS...'

IT HAS BEEN PROVEN TO BE TRUE BY JUDGING THE WAY WE PREPARE FOR THE EXAMS...

1. STUDY THE SUBJECT WE WILL BE HAVING THE NEXT DAY ON THE DAY BEFORE AT 10 AT NIGHT UNTIL 12 MIDNIGHT WHICH IS TOTALLY USELESS...

2. ATTRACTED BY THE FORCES OF ATTRACTION WHICH IS EMITTED BY THE COMPUTER AND THE TELEVISION...

3. THE HOTNESS OF EDWARD ANTHONY MASEN CULLEN, THE LOVE OF OUR LIFE...

4. KILLING EACH OTHER WITH THE MOST UNLOGIC N LAME-NEST JOKES WHICH NOBODY COULD UNDERSTAND...

5. KILLING OTHER PEOPLE TOO WITH THE SARCASM OF THE PRESIDENT THE SOCIALISER WHICH NOBODY IN THIS CENTURY HAS BEFORE...

6 ANSWERING THE PAPERS WITHIN 30 MINUTES ALTHOUGH WE WERE GIVEN 2 FREAKING HOURS TO COMPLETE IT... AND THE INFAMOUS WAY TO SPEND THE REST OF THE TIME IS, SLEEPING...

7. IF THERE ARE SPACES IN THE EXAM PAPERS, WE WILL FILL IT WITH OUR 'UNIQUE ARTWORK'...

8. NOT TO FORGET, DRIVING THE TEACHERS UP THE WALL WITH OUR CRAPPY ANSWERS AND ENDED BEING SCOLDED FOR BEING SO STUPID AND NOT STUDYING... WATEVA MAN... I DONT GIVE A DAMN ABOUT IT...

9. STUFFING THE RESULT PAPERS INTO THE DEEPEST PIT OF OUR BAGS AND LEAVING IT IN THE HOUSE AND NOT BOTHERED TO BRING IT BACK TO SCHOOL TO DISCUSS IT WITH THE TEACHER...

10. LAST BUT NOT LEAST, ABOUT 10000000000 (OKAY, I MIGHT BE A LIL EXAGGERATING BUT ITS TRUE) TREES ARE USED FOR EXAM PAPERS... SO, TEACHERS PLEASE SAVE THE TREES... GO GREEN!!! BE A GOOD ROLE MODEL TO US STUDENTS...


TODAY, IS THE DAY WHERE OUR EXAMS ARE OVER... I'M JUST HERE TO VOICE OUT THE WAY WE PREPARE FOR EXAMS AND

PLEASE,

DO NOT MAKE US YOUR ROLE MODELS!!!

[LEE MEI LYN]
BTC DIRECTOR

Random

Pronouns this : Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerchwyrndrobwlllantysiliogogogoch

I do not create this word, my post is not that random till i create this.

Well, it's a town's name at Wales.

But anyway, i hope i typed it correctly.

***

Stop asking

What What What What W.H.A.T. Why. How. When. Who.


It's annoying.

Why on Earth do we have to suffer for weeks just to answer stupid ques?

Well. I don't expect a asnwer because i realise how annoying the question is.

***

Stop acting like you know everything.

Don't you ever thought of it reflects your stupidity sometimes?

Wait. Its Most of the time.

***

Stop acting stupid.

Stop faking.

Stop pretending.

Stop commenting on someone without looking at youself.

Stop showing off what you or your family members had or how affordable your family members are, people seems to be bored and irritated.

Stop asking if you knew the answer.

Stop asking without using your brain.

Stop saying you felt left out from your friends without considering your participation among your friend.

Stop accusing people before knowing the actual reasons.

Stop giving youself excuses by saying that's your nature.

Stop appologizing before you really feel sorry.

Get a life. & G.R.O.W. U.P. Just frigging grow up.

***



Mostly, stop thinking who are those mentioned above.

Dont be offended. It's just my point of view.


President :
Luve

status

-The President
-Luvena Goh Yun Yie
-curently single =P
-bt so sorry nt available..

-The V. President
-Lee Jolynn
-currently single too
-the boiling point stop n dun wan it to continue boild again

-The Secretary/Blogger
-Tan Tsing Wey
-currently single..
-n still unwanted =P (u may chng her mind )

-The Multimedia Coordinator
-Kuan Shi Yun
-currently In a relationship
-vry stable n no one can break it.. sorry guys.. no chance

-The BTC Director
-Lee Mei Lyn
-currently single
-dont gv a damn (aww .. too bad no chance either)

-The BTC Messenger
-Phua Shu Wen
-currently single ..(miracle??)
-want to study !! no more relationship learn a big lesson n Hates guys (miracle do happens)

-The BTC Socialiser
-Crystal Yong
-currently single
-I dun need Guys

-BTC member
-"Diana"-xon Lim Tze Yann
-currently in a relationship with our multimedia coordinator
-"i study 4 u" (lame slogan )

-member
-Eneloj (Jolene Kan Wen Yi)
-currently- unknown 0_0
-*silents*

-member
-Lee Sok Lay
-currently single
-vry complicated.. don ask la..

-member
-de yan
-currently single??
-unknown..


i'm bored so i crapz here.. since this thing is dead i think all of u shud knw whu i am =P
blekkk..
siennnn ahh.. hahax

...LOVE...

LOVE,

A SYMBOL OF RELATIONSHIP,

MAY BE BEAUTIFUL,

MAY BE DREADFUL,

HARDSHIPS WE MUST SAIL,

BUT SOMETIMES WE MAY FAIL,

DRASTIC ACTIONS ARE ALWAYS TAKEN,

TO MAKE THE BONDS BETWEEN US THICKEN,

WE CALL EACH OTHER DAY AND NIGHT,

WE LOVE EACH OTHER WITH ALL OUR MIGHT,

JEALOUSY IS ALWAYS PRESENT,

MAKING US ITS FAITHFUL PEASANT,

OUR HEARTS MAY BE SHATTERED,

AS OUR FEELINGS FOR THEM DID NOT MATTERED,

SACRIFICES IS A PRICE TO PAY,

FOR THE CRIMES WE DO NIGHT AND DAY,

WE GAVE IN MANY SHAPES AND PATTERNS,

LOVE IS WHAT WE ASK FOR RETURN,

WE MAY SEEM SILLY TO YOU,

BUT THIS IS OUR CUE, TO SAY THOSE 3 MEANINGFUL WORDS,

AI LURV YIU

[MEI LYN - BTC DIRECTOR]

Test ur IQ n also r maths skill

its a riddle..
read the question carefully..
understand it b4 u seriously answer..
okay, lets start!

in a bus there is 7 ppl..

each of them bring 7 bag..

each of the bag containing 7 cats..

each cats gt 7 kitten ..

hw many legs are there in the bus

gud luck! guess n tell me he answer! hehe

-w3n-

SACRIFICES...

True Love Means...

A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a deserted road on a motorcycle.

Girl: Slow down, we're going too fast. I'm scared! And I don't want anything to happen.

Guy: Come on, don't worry. I know what I'm doing. Your having fun right?

Girl: NO...please stop. I'm really scared

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I LOVE YOU! Now please slow down.

Guy: Give me a hug.

*Girl hugs him*

Guy: Can you help me out here? Will you take me Helmet off of me and put it on you? It's bugging me.

In the paper the next day: A motorcycle has crashed into a building break failure. Two people found, but only one survived.

The Truth is: That halfway down the road the guy realized that his breaks broke, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug him for one last time. Then had her wear his helmet so she would live, even though it meant that he would die.


love those people who love you... the time you met each other may be the last time you'll be seeing that person... cherish the time you have and the memories you have made...

the 4 letter words

warning! if u dun understand XP sorry cuz i am a blurr one also haha! it may make ppl blurr xP cuz it may become out of the topic xP

loving sumone is nt as easy as ppl think it its,
once ppl made mistake..
they muz be resposible.. and they can never turn back..
although wanting sumone is harder than loving sumone.. it doesnt make sense that loving sumone is as easy as abc..
as everyone say..
LOVE is BLIND!
yea.. its true..
everything is depending on .. the another 4 letter word that is "FATE".
if u dun have fate with the opposite sex that u think that u love him/her*
cuz everything its depend on fate..
if there's no fate between the two of them.. it wont bring them together..
dun love sumone at the first sight.. cuz its weird..
xP
it doesnt make sense.. from the first sight u see them.. u thought u've already falling inlove.. bt NO..
its wat happen to every human..
human are always attracted to the opposite sex bcoz that they are juz growing up( this is for those teenagers)
even science ..
everyone will study sc..
the book it self written.. "in a growing up stage, the opposite sex will get attracted to each other and get along " that they think that they are in love..

"if u cant be the tree be the bush"
"if u cant be the sun be the stars"
understand the phrase..
NOBODY is perfect!

love sumone is nt bcoz its in the trend.. or.. ur fren or family members gt in a relationship and u feel left out.. LOVINg sumone is to spend the whole life with that person. it prove's that u're ready to get into a relationship and u've already start thinking mature..

Dun ever play with the 4 letter words.. that is.. 'LOVE'
it may hurt people if u're juz kidding and ppl take it seriously,
Breaking up always leave a scars inside the deep deep heart..
Hating sumone is juz hurting ur self.. why not juz let it go? forget about it..
dun be silly..

Love sumone 4 who they are and not for what they are..
dun judge a book by its cover..
juz advising.. think clearly if u wan to get into a relationship.
to be continue

-w3n-

PERFECT KISS

the la la bla bla thingy.. juz too bored xD


In order to form a more perfect kiss, enable the mighty hug to promote to whom we please but one kiss.
Article 1: Statement of Love: The Kiss
1. Kiss on the hand
I adore you
2. Kiss on the cheek
I just want to be friends
3. Kiss on the neck
I want you
4. Kiss on the lips
I love you
5. Kiss on the ears
I am just playing
6. Kiss anywhere else
lets not get carried away
7. Look in your eyes
kiss me
8. Playing with your hair
I can't live without you
9. Hand on your waist
I love you to much to let you go

Article 2: The Three Steps
1. Girls:
If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him.
2. Guys
If any girl slaps you, her intentions are still good.
3. Guys & Girls
Close your eyes when kissing, it is rude to stare.

Article 3: The Commandments
1. Thou shall not squeeze too hard.
2. Thou shall not ask for a kiss, but take one.
3. Thou shall kiss at every opportunity.

* Remember *
A peach is a peach
A plum is a plum,
A kiss isn't a kiss Without some tongue.
So open up your mouth close your eyes,
and give your tongue some exercise!!!

Here are a few reasons why guys like girls:
1. They will always smell good even if its just shampoo
2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder
3. How cute they look when they sleep
4. The ease in which they fit into our arms
5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world
6. How cute they are when they eat
7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while
8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside
9. The way they look good no matter what they wear
10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful thing on this earth
11. How cute they are when they argue
12. The way her hand always finds yours
13. The way they smile
14. The way you feel when you see their name on the call ID after you just had a big fight
15. The way she says 'lets not fight anymore' even though you know that an hour later....
16. The way they kiss when you do something nice for them
17. The way they kiss you when you say 'I love you'
18. Actually ... just the way they kiss you...
19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry
20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly
21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt
22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt. (even though we don't admit it)!
23. The way they say 'I miss you'
24. The way you miss them
25.The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore..... Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them ... it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitable consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart.

We love them for a million reasons, No paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart. A feeling.Only felt.


-w3n- the messenger..

bi~*

L is for the person name LUVE

When Miss Edith wants us to write a poem about love.

*blink blink*

Swee Choo and Han En started to think of some love song to modify it.

Swee Choo : MA-RI-A, AVE MA-RI-A~~

Han En : Hey! The whole song only maria maria! NO love love also!! Use your brain lar!!

Luve : Haiya, change maria to LUVENA lor! It will be AWW.. So sweet!

SC & HE : LU-VE-NA ~~~

Crys : *irritated* USE MY DAUGTER'S NAME LAR!

Luve : DI-A-NA AVE DI-A-NA~~

Swee Choo : Change song lar!

Luve and Han En had a electric shock moment and stare at each other.

HE : L is for the way you LOOK at me ~~

Luve : O is lalalalalalalalala ~~

HE : V is very very extraordinary ~~

Miss Edith: I know that song okay! Try to do something different.

Luve : L is for the person name LUVE ~~~*AWw.. So SWEET!! Perasan-ing*

THEN...

HE & SC : O is cursing her to get OBESE ~~

V is when luve gets VERY VERY ANGRY ~~

E is when luve went complaint to Miss EDith about us.~~

IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ROMANTIC!

by: The President

~*bi

Luve's & Crys's hardwork

2day we were asked 2 pair up n write a poem abt love by our eng t'her MISS EDITH not SUSEELA!

our poem -

love is like drug
addictive and expensive
it can be hurtful but beautiful
it might turn you into a fool
many are out there
choosing is what to do
once is it taken
you can't turn back time

line 1-4 = luve
line 5-8 = crys

sudd luve tel me some of her parts r modified from 'love is'. i din reli noe wat dey wrote til i read their post which is now. so we decided 2 change d parts which r similar 2 'love is'. n tis is d result.





















yes, we came up with nothing. NOTHING! i wrote lotsa sentences but i juz doesn't fits as a poem. well, at least we did wrote a poem. my idea was better den luve's altho is doesnt reli fit d whole poem. ^_^

*Crystal* ~ *socialiser*

Love is...

Boring BM tuition + lame students = "Interesting Poem"

Love is...

Love is like a drug,
Very addictive, very expensive,
May drive a person crazy,
...

Once you take, you can never stop
'Sekali cuba, hari-hari mau'
Could leave a scar without noticing it
May never disappear.

Love, it makes you bounce to its own rhythm
But! Love is hurting
and will live in an imaginative land..
Love is never gone... =) (DBSK's song if u dun remember)

Love is like music,
Sometimes rock, sometimes sucks
Wanna dance with you, do everything with you..
Run around in the rain with you

Everyday and night only you
Change the music and replay
My girl, you are so beautiful
Why become lyrics d??

I wonder... Is this poem or is this lyrics?
Back to poem, I just can't stop, love love love
Our love shall never end
The end.


Shi Yun
Jolynn
Mei Lyn
Tsing Wey

~tsingwey

why izit 'I STUDY FOR YOU'

preface: not everything is d exact dialogue...

in tuition~
jo, yun, lyn went out. den diana oso came.

all: tok tok tok tok

den...

Yun : actually, wat we doin here ah?? so hot. cum la lets go in la (to tuition class)

jo: u go first la

lyn: yea. we wan stay here for awhile..

den... tok tok tok samo.... suddenly..

yun: (cum to lyn n jo) HE BULLY ME!

jo : why???

yun : he dun let me ponteng tuition

diana : wat... hafta study for next time ma (sumtin like dat o sumtin a made up la-dun remember)

yun : den u leh?? u study for wat

diana : i STUDY FOR U MA

lyn n jo get up to the chair (immediately) n go into d class...

in sweatness...






moral of d story....







NO ONE CAN TEAR THEM APART!

LONG LIVE STUDYING!!!!!!!!!!!










by : vice president

~bi*

Longest 30 secs in my life.

I've decided to post this total stupid and embarrasing incident between me and the idiotic but lucky frog.

It's all started the stay over at lyn's house after bon odori's practice at Stadium Matsushita, Shah Alam.

After the tiring practice, all 4 of us - jo, yun, crys & me plus lyn squeezed into uncle danny's car and off v go to lyn's hse. Make noise in the car, singing song with our horrible voice. Wondering how uncle danny can stand us. But the noise in our stomach is even louder than our voice *brag*.
So uncle danny brought us to MCD drive-thru and ta pao. THANK YOU UNCLE DANNY!!!!
blablabla...

Next day Morning at 6.30...

We were all watching music bank i suppose then i was holding a plastic with my school shoe in it. I was so into the show until i felt something jumping jumping. First I thought the music's vibrates but then it didnt follow the beat then i look ...

O-H-M-Y-G-O-D!!!!!

IT'S A FROG!!! FROG!! FROG!! I REPEAT - FROG!! THE DISCUSTING FROG!!! IN MY SCHOOL SHOE!!! FROM KLANG TO SHAH ALAM?!! WTH?!!!

*my house got lots of frogs and it usually appear during rainy days..

THEN I THREW THE PLASTIC THEN SHOUTED ( i think, forgotten) then everyone ran to a corner and left me with the bloody frog. Then lyn's mum quickly shout for uncle danny then here comes uncle danny.... dengan gayanya sekali took the plastic from the floor and went out from the house. Then everyone stood stunned and everthing paused. *dramatic giller*

Fuhyo i tell you~~ In my heart, i was screaming in soprano "UNCLE" then "IDIOTIC FROG" followed by " SORRY" in don't know how many octaves higher then cursing the frog in variety language that i don't even recognise what sorts of language is that!! Lyn thanked me for the surprising present *stupid* Lyn's mum said.. my house now kurang one frog and its a sign of the apprearance of prince charming. *cough**cough*

I've learnt a IMPORTANT lesson, bring more frogs for visiting next time! hahahaha!!!

Ever since that day, i started to check my shoe before wearing it every morning without miss!

Kesiankan but what to do. haiz.


by : President

~*bi

Love Philosophy

Im a total blurcase about love. but i have advice s follows..

1) love a person most by 70% unless its to marriage if u don wanna get too hurt.

2) love is not being with d person u wanna live with,, but a person u cannot live without

3) dun rush love, u will regret it. i will hurt sumone really badly till he o she feels like dying.

4) if u feel dat u r too bz wid ur own life, DO NOT start a relationship

5) opposite attraction is good. but too much difference will add d gap of ur relationship

6) be wid the person u already love n not because u r touched by him o her. u might think u will love him o her 1 day, but d day will never come.

rite now, im not lovin d person i m suppose to love.. can sumone help me...
i dun wanna hurt him but i wan a way out.
i still like him but i dun think its love.







by: vice president

~bi*

1st post!!

yoz.. Welcome, welcome!! .............
I have no idea what to say.. Anyway, I'm just doing my job, so I'll just stick to my job..

Board Members of BTC:

President: Luvena Goh Yun Yie
V. President: Lee Jolynn
Secretary/Blogger: Tan Tsing Wey
Multimedia Coordinator: Kuan Shi Yun
BTC Director: Lee Mei Lyn
BTC Messenger: Phua Shu Wen
BTC Socialiser: Crystal Yong
Members:
- 'Diana'-xon
- Eneloj Nak New Iy
- Shobha
- Lee Sok Lay

Biodata of members:
Luvena Goh Yun Yie
guessluve38@hotmail.com
03.08.1992
Status: Boiling

Lee Jolynn
boomerang_529@hotmail.com
31.03.1992
Status: At the point between warm and cold...

Tan Tsing Wey
tsingwey.ttj523@gmail.com
30.08.1992
Status: Unwanted

Lee Mei Lyn
m3i_92@hotmail.com
22.04.1992
Status: Doesn't give a damn

Kuan Shi Yun
mkshiyun2604@hotmail.com
26.04.1992
Status: Taken

Phua Shu Wen
jolyn_gothic@hotmail.com & emo-punk_w3n93@hotmail.com
25.12.1993
Status: unstable

Crystal Yong
cyzyee@yahoo.com
31.03.1992
Status: Single

'Diana'-xon Lim
newbie_27@hotmail.com
27.01.1992
Status: "I study for you~"

Eneloj (Jolene Kan Wen Yi)
18.06.1992
Status: Unknown

Shobha
Er.. Sometime in January..
Status: Innocent

Lee Sok Lay
soklay_lee@hotmail.com
05.08.1992
Status: damn complicated

Someone, pls edit this post... I'm damn tired of sitting in front of da com.. been here for hrs d..