Something to share..

A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts,
'Sayang, could you fix the light in the hallway?It's been flickering for weeks now.'
He looks at her and says angrily,
'Fix the light? Now?Does it look like I have a Philips logo printed on my forehead? I don't think so.'

''Well then, could you fix the fridge door? It won't close right.'
To which he replied,
'Fix the fridge door? Does it look like I haveMitsubishi written on my forehead? I don't think so.

''Fine,' she says, 'Then could you at least fix the steps to the front door? They're about to break.' 'I'm nota damn carpenter and I don't want to fix the steps,' he says.
'Does it look like I have Ikea written on my forehead? I don't think so. I've had enough of you. I'm going out for a drink!!!'

So he goes to the neighbourhood kopitiam and stays there for a couple hours.
He starts to feel guilty about how he treated his wife,and decides to go home and help out.
As he walks into the house, he notices the steps are already fixed. As he enters the house, he sees the hall light is working.
As he goes to get a drink, he notices the fridge door is fixed.

'Sayang, how'd all these get fixed?'
She said, 'Well, when you left, I sat outside andcried. Just then a nice young man asked me what was wrong, and I told him. He offered to do all the repairs, and all I had to do was either to bakehim a cake or have sex with him.'
The husband asked,
'So, whatkind of cake did you bake him?'
She replied, 'Hellooooo... Do you seeSECRET RECIPE written on my forehead?'



President, Luvena

Surrender

Something irritating about my cousin. He's 6/7 /8? I don't even care!

He tortured Miss Moe(my dog) like, when Miss Moe is half way pee-ing, he will carry her halfway up then let her down. HOW CAN SHE CONCENTRATE PEE-ING?
Next, he will wake her up when she's asleep. His reason, "she wont bite me when she's half asleep". *faint*
He liked to disturbed Miss Moe by calling her name loudly in the sudden.

He don't know how to look at the clock. But he will know the exact time naturally when his cartoon is showing. THEN HE WILL BUG ME TO ON FOR HIM!!!! IN THE MORNING! WHY ON EARTH THE CARTOON MUST BE SHOW IN THE MORNING??

This part freaked me a lot:
He was playing with his "gun" that he made himself with paper. Then he collapsed to me and pretened to be dead. So i played along with him.
Luve : Honey, don't die!! How can i live without you??
He : NO!! YOU SHOULD SAY, I WILL TAKE THE REVENGE FOR YOU!!



What happen to the kids nowadays?

President:
LUVENA *in a no good mood*

Random

Pronouns this : Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerchwyrndrobwlllantysiliogogogoch

I do not create this word, my post is not that random till i create this.

Well, it's a town's name at Wales.

But anyway, i hope i typed it correctly.

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Stop asking

What What What What W.H.A.T. Why. How. When. Who.


It's annoying.

Why on Earth do we have to suffer for weeks just to answer stupid ques?

Well. I don't expect a asnwer because i realise how annoying the question is.

***

Stop acting like you know everything.

Don't you ever thought of it reflects your stupidity sometimes?

Wait. Its Most of the time.

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Stop acting stupid.

Stop faking.

Stop pretending.

Stop commenting on someone without looking at youself.

Stop showing off what you or your family members had or how affordable your family members are, people seems to be bored and irritated.

Stop asking if you knew the answer.

Stop asking without using your brain.

Stop saying you felt left out from your friends without considering your participation among your friend.

Stop accusing people before knowing the actual reasons.

Stop giving youself excuses by saying that's your nature.

Stop appologizing before you really feel sorry.

Get a life. & G.R.O.W. U.P. Just frigging grow up.

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Mostly, stop thinking who are those mentioned above.

Dont be offended. It's just my point of view.


President :
Luve

L is for the person name LUVE

When Miss Edith wants us to write a poem about love.

*blink blink*

Swee Choo and Han En started to think of some love song to modify it.

Swee Choo : MA-RI-A, AVE MA-RI-A~~

Han En : Hey! The whole song only maria maria! NO love love also!! Use your brain lar!!

Luve : Haiya, change maria to LUVENA lor! It will be AWW.. So sweet!

SC & HE : LU-VE-NA ~~~

Crys : *irritated* USE MY DAUGTER'S NAME LAR!

Luve : DI-A-NA AVE DI-A-NA~~

Swee Choo : Change song lar!

Luve and Han En had a electric shock moment and stare at each other.

HE : L is for the way you LOOK at me ~~

Luve : O is lalalalalalalalala ~~

HE : V is very very extraordinary ~~

Miss Edith: I know that song okay! Try to do something different.

Luve : L is for the person name LUVE ~~~*AWw.. So SWEET!! Perasan-ing*

THEN...

HE & SC : O is cursing her to get OBESE ~~

V is when luve gets VERY VERY ANGRY ~~

E is when luve went complaint to Miss EDith about us.~~

IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ROMANTIC!

by: The President

~*bi

Longest 30 secs in my life.

I've decided to post this total stupid and embarrasing incident between me and the idiotic but lucky frog.

It's all started the stay over at lyn's house after bon odori's practice at Stadium Matsushita, Shah Alam.

After the tiring practice, all 4 of us - jo, yun, crys & me plus lyn squeezed into uncle danny's car and off v go to lyn's hse. Make noise in the car, singing song with our horrible voice. Wondering how uncle danny can stand us. But the noise in our stomach is even louder than our voice *brag*.
So uncle danny brought us to MCD drive-thru and ta pao. THANK YOU UNCLE DANNY!!!!
blablabla...

Next day Morning at 6.30...

We were all watching music bank i suppose then i was holding a plastic with my school shoe in it. I was so into the show until i felt something jumping jumping. First I thought the music's vibrates but then it didnt follow the beat then i look ...

O-H-M-Y-G-O-D!!!!!

IT'S A FROG!!! FROG!! FROG!! I REPEAT - FROG!! THE DISCUSTING FROG!!! IN MY SCHOOL SHOE!!! FROM KLANG TO SHAH ALAM?!! WTH?!!!

*my house got lots of frogs and it usually appear during rainy days..

THEN I THREW THE PLASTIC THEN SHOUTED ( i think, forgotten) then everyone ran to a corner and left me with the bloody frog. Then lyn's mum quickly shout for uncle danny then here comes uncle danny.... dengan gayanya sekali took the plastic from the floor and went out from the house. Then everyone stood stunned and everthing paused. *dramatic giller*

Fuhyo i tell you~~ In my heart, i was screaming in soprano "UNCLE" then "IDIOTIC FROG" followed by " SORRY" in don't know how many octaves higher then cursing the frog in variety language that i don't even recognise what sorts of language is that!! Lyn thanked me for the surprising present *stupid* Lyn's mum said.. my house now kurang one frog and its a sign of the apprearance of prince charming. *cough**cough*

I've learnt a IMPORTANT lesson, bring more frogs for visiting next time! hahahaha!!!

Ever since that day, i started to check my shoe before wearing it every morning without miss!

Kesiankan but what to do. haiz.


by : President

~*bi