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A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts,
'Sayang, could you fix the light in the hallway?It's been flickering for weeks now.'
He looks at her and says angrily,
'Fix the light? Now?Does it look like I have a Philips logo printed on my forehead? I don't think so.'

''Well then, could you fix the fridge door? It won't close right.'
To which he replied,
'Fix the fridge door? Does it look like I haveMitsubishi written on my forehead? I don't think so.

''Fine,' she says, 'Then could you at least fix the steps to the front door? They're about to break.' 'I'm nota damn carpenter and I don't want to fix the steps,' he says.
'Does it look like I have Ikea written on my forehead? I don't think so. I've had enough of you. I'm going out for a drink!!!'

So he goes to the neighbourhood kopitiam and stays there for a couple hours.
He starts to feel guilty about how he treated his wife,and decides to go home and help out.
As he walks into the house, he notices the steps are already fixed. As he enters the house, he sees the hall light is working.
As he goes to get a drink, he notices the fridge door is fixed.

'Sayang, how'd all these get fixed?'
She said, 'Well, when you left, I sat outside andcried. Just then a nice young man asked me what was wrong, and I told him. He offered to do all the repairs, and all I had to do was either to bakehim a cake or have sex with him.'
The husband asked,
'So, whatkind of cake did you bake him?'
She replied, 'Hellooooo... Do you seeSECRET RECIPE written on my forehead?'



President, Luvena

Surrender

Something irritating about my cousin. He's 6/7 /8? I don't even care!

He tortured Miss Moe(my dog) like, when Miss Moe is half way pee-ing, he will carry her halfway up then let her down. HOW CAN SHE CONCENTRATE PEE-ING?
Next, he will wake her up when she's asleep. His reason, "she wont bite me when she's half asleep". *faint*
He liked to disturbed Miss Moe by calling her name loudly in the sudden.

He don't know how to look at the clock. But he will know the exact time naturally when his cartoon is showing. THEN HE WILL BUG ME TO ON FOR HIM!!!! IN THE MORNING! WHY ON EARTH THE CARTOON MUST BE SHOW IN THE MORNING??

This part freaked me a lot:
He was playing with his "gun" that he made himself with paper. Then he collapsed to me and pretened to be dead. So i played along with him.
Luve : Honey, don't die!! How can i live without you??
He : NO!! YOU SHOULD SAY, I WILL TAKE THE REVENGE FOR YOU!!



What happen to the kids nowadays?

President:
LUVENA *in a no good mood*