INTERESTING DEFINITIONS...

SCHOOL : A PLACE WHERE PAPA PAYS AND SON PLAYS

LIFE INSURANCE : A CONTRACT THAT KEEPS YOU POOR ALL YOUR LIFE SO THAT YOU CAN DIE RICH

NURSE : A PERSON WHO WAKES YOU UP TO GIVE YOU SLEEPING PILLS

MARRIAGE : IT'S AN AGREEMENT WHICH A MAN LOSES HIS BACHELOR DEGREE AND A WOMAN GAINS HER MASTERS

TEARS : THE HYDRAULIC FORCE BY WHICH MASCULINE WILLPOWER IS DEFEATED BY FEMININE WATERPOWER

LECTURE : AN ART OF TRANSFERRING INFORMATION FROM THE NOTES OF THE LECTURER TO THE NOTES OF THE STUDENTS WITHOUT PASSING THROUGH 'THE MINDS OF EITHER'

CONFERENCE : THE CONFUSION OF ONE MAN MULTIPLIED BY THE NUMBER PRESENT

COMPROMISE : THE ART OF DIVIDING A CAKE IN SUCH A WAY THAT EVERYBODY BELIEVES HE GOT THE BIGGEST PIECE

DICTIONARY : A PLACE WHERE SUCCESS COMES BEFORE WORK

CONFERENCE ROOM : A PLACE WHERE EVERYBODY TALKS, NOBODY LISTENS AND EVERYBODY DISAGREES LATER ON

FATHER : A BANKER PROVIDED BY NATURE

BOSS : SOMEONE WHO IS EARLY WHEN YOU ARE LATE AND LATE WHEN YOU ARE EARLY

POLITICIAN : ONE WHO SHAKES YOUR HAND BEFORE THE ELECTIONS AND YOUR CONFIDENCE AFTER

DOCTOR : A PERSON WHO KILLS YOUR ILLS BY PILLS, AND KILLS YOU BY BILLS

CLASSIC : BOOKS, WHICH PEOPLE PRAISE, BUT DO NOT READ

SMILE : A CURVE THAT CAN SET A LOT OF THINGS STRAIGHT

OFFICE : A PLACE WHERE YOU CAN RELAX AFTER YOUR STRENUOUS HOME LIFE

YAWN : THE ONLY TIME SOME MARRIED MEN EVER GET TO OPEN THEIR MOUTH

ETC... : A SIGN TO MAKE OTHERS BELIEVE THAT YOU KNOW MORE THAN YOU ACTUALLY DO

COMMITTEE : INDIVIDUALS WHO CAN DO NOTHING INDIVIDUALLY AND SIT TO DECIDE THAT NOTHING CAN BE DONE TOGETHER

EXPERIENCE : THE NAME MEN GIVE TO THEIR MISTAKES

ATOM BOMB : AN INVENTION TO END ALL INVENTIONS

PHILOSOPHER : A FOOL WHO TORMENTS HIMSELF DURING LIFE, TO BE WISE AFTER DEATH

[BTC DIRECTOR]