Thursday, March 19, 2009

INTERESTING DEFINITIONS...

SCHOOL : A PLACE WHERE PAPA PAYS AND SON PLAYS

LIFE INSURANCE : A CONTRACT THAT KEEPS YOU POOR ALL YOUR LIFE SO THAT YOU CAN DIE RICH

NURSE : A PERSON WHO WAKES YOU UP TO GIVE YOU SLEEPING PILLS

MARRIAGE : IT'S AN AGREEMENT WHICH A MAN LOSES HIS BACHELOR DEGREE AND A WOMAN GAINS HER MASTERS

TEARS : THE HYDRAULIC FORCE BY WHICH MASCULINE WILLPOWER IS DEFEATED BY FEMININE WATERPOWER

LECTURE : AN ART OF TRANSFERRING INFORMATION FROM THE NOTES OF THE LECTURER TO THE NOTES OF THE STUDENTS WITHOUT PASSING THROUGH 'THE MINDS OF EITHER'

CONFERENCE : THE CONFUSION OF ONE MAN MULTIPLIED BY THE NUMBER PRESENT

COMPROMISE : THE ART OF DIVIDING A CAKE IN SUCH A WAY THAT EVERYBODY BELIEVES HE GOT THE BIGGEST PIECE

DICTIONARY : A PLACE WHERE SUCCESS COMES BEFORE WORK

CONFERENCE ROOM : A PLACE WHERE EVERYBODY TALKS, NOBODY LISTENS AND EVERYBODY DISAGREES LATER ON

FATHER : A BANKER PROVIDED BY NATURE

BOSS : SOMEONE WHO IS EARLY WHEN YOU ARE LATE AND LATE WHEN YOU ARE EARLY

POLITICIAN : ONE WHO SHAKES YOUR HAND BEFORE THE ELECTIONS AND YOUR CONFIDENCE AFTER

DOCTOR : A PERSON WHO KILLS YOUR ILLS BY PILLS, AND KILLS YOU BY BILLS

CLASSIC : BOOKS, WHICH PEOPLE PRAISE, BUT DO NOT READ

SMILE : A CURVE THAT CAN SET A LOT OF THINGS STRAIGHT

OFFICE : A PLACE WHERE YOU CAN RELAX AFTER YOUR STRENUOUS HOME LIFE

YAWN : THE ONLY TIME SOME MARRIED MEN EVER GET TO OPEN THEIR MOUTH

ETC... : A SIGN TO MAKE OTHERS BELIEVE THAT YOU KNOW MORE THAN YOU ACTUALLY DO

COMMITTEE : INDIVIDUALS WHO CAN DO NOTHING INDIVIDUALLY AND SIT TO DECIDE THAT NOTHING CAN BE DONE TOGETHER

EXPERIENCE : THE NAME MEN GIVE TO THEIR MISTAKES

ATOM BOMB : AN INVENTION TO END ALL INVENTIONS

PHILOSOPHER : A FOOL WHO TORMENTS HIMSELF DURING LIFE, TO BE WISE AFTER DEATH


[BTC DIRECTOR]


Friday, March 6, 2009

Hello. Its me.

Reply to Wen's Post.

You dont have to be that emo just for small little thing like these.

It's a waste of time and energy.

Answer to all your questions is - You have your life, we have our own life.

I'm sorry for you to feel that way but life's must goes on, you know.

It's not that you've being ignored but it's just that I'm just continue being myself and trying my very best to sort of "take care" of the others.

It's true that part of it it's because of the you n I are in differnt school.

And it's the last year for me and i just want to spend more time with the schoolmates because i'm grounded, FYI. It's impossible for me to go out everytime.

So, cheer up and think positive.

I'm sure you have better friends in your school that you want to spend more time with instead of sticking only to us. Life must goes on..

*posting a new post instead of comment, long story.

Still the president (i hope!)
Luve.. HAHA!!!
**should have the voting!hehe

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

expressing it out

-.- can ignore this post tho.. i'm moody.. and going to say things out here hope u gals don mind..
i always feel that i'm left out.. every whr u girls go i juz cant go.. everything u girls do i juz cant join.. everything u girls think i don knw a shit about it.. maybe its bcoz i'm frm the diff schooL or maybe because of the age thingy.. that makes things diff.. don understand why.. i juz cant seems to understand why god created me.. everywhr.. anywhr i am.. i'm always the odd one.. always.. trying to fit in.. but using the wrong way i should say.. cant seems to communicate u all.. sigh

-w3n-