For ALL yesh i mean ALL u single bitches out there
=) bitchh... i miss u all so much can we make it a day for us to enjoy a bitchy valentine's together?
am single "again"XDso u all should know who am i =)
Lets party all nite long till we forget bout the Valentine thingy =)
celebrate with ur loves one ..
u gals are my love one's!
=) wakakkaak..
i cant belive this blog is still alive!
thx to me =)
ekekkee..
i'm too bored of my own blog so..
i decided to spam this old junk we all adore haha
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feel free visit my blog! yesh!
i'm promoting my bitchy blog as well as
the bitchy shi yun blog!
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so so so !!!!
=)
am dedicating this song to all single ladies!=)eh eh eh eh..
muttons what happen to u?
eh eh eh ..
what happen?
pain ar..
eh eh eh
kena hammer..
i tell u..
ferbruary 14 gonna spend that alone..
eh but i thought u got a gf?
i didnt buy her a gift so she break my colorbone?
aiyo
she tell me that i'm stingy and den she go cut my arm away..
i tell her that i'm sorry than she kick me to the ground..
and say..
it's to late to go and buy
it's to late..
aiyo tell her all shop close la..
its to late for valentine..
i'm bogel..
aiyo mutton u vry poor thing ah..
she punch me in the mouth
and nw i got no front tooth..
wah like bugs bunny
i looks like mickey mouse cause my ear are like ballon..
eh then kids can take pic with u lar
she hold the camera n knock my face..
and now it turning blue..
and she say
u shouldnt buy me flower
shouldnt buy me diamond too
and u didt
its to late to go and buy..
its to late...
go 7-11 buy orange juice lar..
its too late to valentine i'm bogel
parkson got prada go buy la
its too late go and buyaiii
eee yeaaa eh
its to late to valentine while i'm gayyy eh..
cum muttons u and i go zoo lar
by jj and rudy the hitz . fm crew
ah yea not to forget =) i welcome the bitchy larissa to our blog =)
eventho i've meet u ONCED N ONLI ONCED..
=) welcum to our lamieo bloggiieee =)
a lamieo joke =)
Girl: “I can’t be your valentine for medical reasons.”
Boy: “Really?”
Girl: “Yeah, you make me sick!”
What is the thinnest book in the world?
"What Men Know About Women"
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"
The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry."
Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"
He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."
One morning a woman was walking out of her front door, when she notices a strange little man at the bottom of her garden.
"You're a goblin," she says, "I caught you and you owe me three wishes!". So the goblin replies "OK, you caught me fair and square, what's your first wish?". The woman stops and thinks for a second, "I want a huge mansion to live in.", goblins replies "OK, you've got it.". Woman again thinks it over, "My second wish is a Mercedes." "OK, you've got that too." "My last wish is a million dollars!". The goblin then says "OK, you've got it. But to make your wishes come true you have to have sex all night with me." "OK then, if that's what it takes..."
Next morning the little man wakes the woman up.
"Tell me," says the man, "how old are you?" "I'm 27", she replies
"Fuck me", says the man, "27 and you still believe in goblins"
The newlyweds are in their honeymoon room and the groom decides to let the bride know where she stands right from the start of the marriage.
He proceeds to take off his trousers and throw them at her. He says, "Put those on."
The bride replies, "I can't wear your trousers."
He replies, "And don't forget that! I will always wear the pants in the family!"
The bride takes off her knickers and throws them at him with the same request, "Try those on!"
He replies,"I can't get into your knickers!"
"And you never bloody will if you don't change your attitude
blog cuz i'm in a vry bad mood !=)
xoxo
-Jvelin-
FUCKS BORDOM!!!!!!