"Bitchology"

" I'm A Bitch"

I embrace the title and am proud to bear it.
B = Babe

I = In

T = Total

C = Control of

H = Herself

B = Beautiful

I = Intelligent

T = Talented

C = Charming

H = Hell of a Woman

B = Beautiful

I = Individual

T = That

C = Can

H = Handle anything

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I just modified a phrase of a song to express my feelings all these while..

~if i were that tall,

I dont need any heels..

i would save a lot of money

To buy things other than just heels~

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Have a great holidays! like me!!=)

Luve

Still holding the post of the President*

INTERESTING DEFINITIONS...

SCHOOL : A PLACE WHERE PAPA PAYS AND SON PLAYS

LIFE INSURANCE : A CONTRACT THAT KEEPS YOU POOR ALL YOUR LIFE SO THAT YOU CAN DIE RICH

NURSE : A PERSON WHO WAKES YOU UP TO GIVE YOU SLEEPING PILLS

MARRIAGE : IT'S AN AGREEMENT WHICH A MAN LOSES HIS BACHELOR DEGREE AND A WOMAN GAINS HER MASTERS

TEARS : THE HYDRAULIC FORCE BY WHICH MASCULINE WILLPOWER IS DEFEATED BY FEMININE WATERPOWER

LECTURE : AN ART OF TRANSFERRING INFORMATION FROM THE NOTES OF THE LECTURER TO THE NOTES OF THE STUDENTS WITHOUT PASSING THROUGH 'THE MINDS OF EITHER'

CONFERENCE : THE CONFUSION OF ONE MAN MULTIPLIED BY THE NUMBER PRESENT

COMPROMISE : THE ART OF DIVIDING A CAKE IN SUCH A WAY THAT EVERYBODY BELIEVES HE GOT THE BIGGEST PIECE

DICTIONARY : A PLACE WHERE SUCCESS COMES BEFORE WORK

CONFERENCE ROOM : A PLACE WHERE EVERYBODY TALKS, NOBODY LISTENS AND EVERYBODY DISAGREES LATER ON

FATHER : A BANKER PROVIDED BY NATURE

BOSS : SOMEONE WHO IS EARLY WHEN YOU ARE LATE AND LATE WHEN YOU ARE EARLY

POLITICIAN : ONE WHO SHAKES YOUR HAND BEFORE THE ELECTIONS AND YOUR CONFIDENCE AFTER

DOCTOR : A PERSON WHO KILLS YOUR ILLS BY PILLS, AND KILLS YOU BY BILLS

CLASSIC : BOOKS, WHICH PEOPLE PRAISE, BUT DO NOT READ

SMILE : A CURVE THAT CAN SET A LOT OF THINGS STRAIGHT

OFFICE : A PLACE WHERE YOU CAN RELAX AFTER YOUR STRENUOUS HOME LIFE

YAWN : THE ONLY TIME SOME MARRIED MEN EVER GET TO OPEN THEIR MOUTH

ETC... : A SIGN TO MAKE OTHERS BELIEVE THAT YOU KNOW MORE THAN YOU ACTUALLY DO

COMMITTEE : INDIVIDUALS WHO CAN DO NOTHING INDIVIDUALLY AND SIT TO DECIDE THAT NOTHING CAN BE DONE TOGETHER

EXPERIENCE : THE NAME MEN GIVE TO THEIR MISTAKES

ATOM BOMB : AN INVENTION TO END ALL INVENTIONS

PHILOSOPHER : A FOOL WHO TORMENTS HIMSELF DURING LIFE, TO BE WISE AFTER DEATH

[BTC DIRECTOR]

Hello. Its me.

Reply to Wen's Post.

You dont have to be that emo just for small little thing like these.

It's a waste of time and energy.

Answer to all your questions is - You have your life, we have our own life.

I'm sorry for you to feel that way but life's must goes on, you know.

It's not that you've being ignored but it's just that I'm just continue being myself and trying my very best to sort of "take care" of the others.

It's true that part of it it's because of the you n I are in differnt school.

And it's the last year for me and i just want to spend more time with the schoolmates because i'm grounded, FYI. It's impossible for me to go out everytime.

So, cheer up and think positive.

I'm sure you have better friends in your school that you want to spend more time with instead of sticking only to us. Life must goes on..

*posting a new post instead of comment, long story.

Still the president (i hope!)
Luve.. HAHA!!!
**should have the voting!hehe

expressing it out

-.- can ignore this post tho.. i'm moody.. and going to say things out here hope u gals don mind..
i always feel that i'm left out.. every whr u girls go i juz cant go.. everything u girls do i juz cant join.. everything u girls think i don knw a shit about it.. maybe its bcoz i'm frm the diff schooL or maybe because of the age thingy.. that makes things diff.. don understand why.. i juz cant seems to understand why god created me.. everywhr.. anywhr i am.. i'm always the odd one.. always.. trying to fit in.. but using the wrong way i should say.. cant seems to communicate u all.. sigh

-w3n-

spM

congratz to all u bitches out thr..

u bitches juz gt a special offer to step into the door way

to success?

lolx..

i dono what i'm saying!

i'm here to SPAM not to SPM ><

lala~~

bored bitches!!
i'm bored!!!

spm for u bitches this yr!!

and mine is like nxt yr!!

i hate u all!!

why urs cum first !?!

not mine ? ><

fucks!!!!!!

boring~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

FUCKS BORDOM!!!!!!

Valentine Bitches!

For ALL yesh i mean ALL u single bitches out there
=) bitchh... i miss u all so much can we make it a day for us to enjoy a bitchy valentine's together? am single "again"XD
so u all should know who am i =)
Lets party all nite long till we forget bout the Valentine thingy =)
celebrate with ur loves one ..
u gals are my love one's!
=) wakakkaak..
i cant belive this blog is still alive!
thx to me =)
ekekkee..
i'm too bored of my own blog so..
i decided to spam this old junk we all adore haha
-iiroxxyousuckxx.blogspot.com
feel free visit my blog! yesh!
i'm promoting my bitchy blog as well as
the bitchy shi yun blog!
sy-upcloseandpersonal.blogspot.com
so so so !!!!
=)

am dedicating this song to all single ladies!
=)

eh eh eh eh..
muttons what happen to u?
eh eh eh ..
what happen?
pain ar..
eh eh eh
kena hammer..
i tell u..
ferbruary 14 gonna spend that alone..
eh but i thought u got a gf?
i didnt buy her a gift so she break my colorbone?
aiyo
she tell me that i'm stingy and den she go cut my arm away..
i tell her that i'm sorry than she kick me to the ground..
and say..
it's to late to go and buy
it's to late..
aiyo tell her all shop close la..
its to late for valentine..
i'm bogel..
aiyo mutton u vry poor thing ah..
she punch me in the mouth
and nw i got no front tooth..
wah like bugs bunny
i looks like mickey mouse cause my ear are like ballon..
eh then kids can take pic with u lar
she hold the camera n knock my face..
and now it turning blue..
and she say
u shouldnt buy me flower
shouldnt buy me diamond too
and u didt
its to late to go and buy..
its to late...
go 7-11 buy orange juice lar..
its too late to valentine i'm bogel
parkson got prada go buy la
its too late go and buyaiii
eee yeaaa eh
its to late to valentine while i'm gayyy eh..
cum muttons u and i go zoo lar
by jj and rudy the hitz . fm crew

ah yea not to forget =) i welcome the bitchy larissa to our blog =)

eventho i've meet u ONCED N ONLI ONCED..

=) welcum to our lamieo bloggiieee =)

a lamieo joke =)

Girl: “I can’t be your valentine for medical reasons.”

Boy: “Really?”

Girl: “Yeah, you make me sick!”

What is the thinnest book in the world?

"What Men Know About Women"

A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"
The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry."
Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"
He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."

One morning a woman was walking out of her front door, when she notices a strange little man at the bottom of her garden.
"You're a goblin," she says, "I caught you and you owe me three wishes!". So the goblin replies "OK, you caught me fair and square, what's your first wish?". The woman stops and thinks for a second, "I want a huge mansion to live in.", goblins replies "OK, you've got it.". Woman again thinks it over, "My second wish is a Mercedes." "OK, you've got that too." "My last wish is a million dollars!". The goblin then says "OK, you've got it. But to make your wishes come true you have to have sex all night with me." "OK then, if that's what it takes..."
Next morning the little man wakes the woman up.
"Tell me," says the man, "how old are you?" "I'm 27", she replies
"Fuck me", says the man, "27 and you still believe in goblins"

The newlyweds are in their honeymoon room and the groom decides to let the bride know where she stands right from the start of the marriage.
He proceeds to take off his trousers and throw them at her. He says, "Put those on."
The bride replies, "I can't wear your trousers."
He replies, "And don't forget that! I will always wear the pants in the family!"
The bride takes off her knickers and throws them at him with the same request, "Try those on!"
He replies,"I can't get into your knickers!"
"And you never bloody will if you don't change your attitude

blog cuz i'm in a vry bad mood !=)

xoxo
-Jvelin-

Something to share..

A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts,
'Sayang, could you fix the light in the hallway?It's been flickering for weeks now.'
He looks at her and says angrily,
'Fix the light? Now?Does it look like I have a Philips logo printed on my forehead? I don't think so.'

''Well then, could you fix the fridge door? It won't close right.'
To which he replied,
'Fix the fridge door? Does it look like I haveMitsubishi written on my forehead? I don't think so.

''Fine,' she says, 'Then could you at least fix the steps to the front door? They're about to break.' 'I'm nota damn carpenter and I don't want to fix the steps,' he says.
'Does it look like I have Ikea written on my forehead? I don't think so. I've had enough of you. I'm going out for a drink!!!'

So he goes to the neighbourhood kopitiam and stays there for a couple hours.
He starts to feel guilty about how he treated his wife,and decides to go home and help out.
As he walks into the house, he notices the steps are already fixed. As he enters the house, he sees the hall light is working.
As he goes to get a drink, he notices the fridge door is fixed.

'Sayang, how'd all these get fixed?'
She said, 'Well, when you left, I sat outside andcried. Just then a nice young man asked me what was wrong, and I told him. He offered to do all the repairs, and all I had to do was either to bakehim a cake or have sex with him.'
The husband asked,
'So, whatkind of cake did you bake him?'
She replied, 'Hellooooo... Do you seeSECRET RECIPE written on my forehead?'



President, Luvena